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How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
(Source: vaspim2k13, via svveden)
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
(via oyrishcreme)
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
(via cannubal)
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
(Source: beyonces, via oyrishcreme)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
(via martinlutherburgerking)
