May 2013
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
ofsherlock:
ofsherlock:
tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT
guys come on i researched things on google translate for this
despairtanaka:
the great
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
princesscadenza:
unicornlet:
princesscadenza:
how to drink milk
is this the right gif
NO IT’S NOT
kenway:
last quarter of the school year more like
Watchcreativityflowonwattpad:
This is great omg
what is Batman’s favourite store?
analprolapsing:
when people say “interwebs”
analprolapsing:
WHEN YOU’RE PLAYING A GAME AND YOUR COMPUTER RESTARTS AND YOU DIDN’T SEE THE 15 MINUTE WARNING CAUSE YOU WERE PLAYING A GAME
tomato-jellyfish:
meladoodle:
this textpost glows in the dark, turn off your lights i bet you can still see it. ha just a little magic trick i learned
i feel so fucking stupid oh my god
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
mollyiswideawake:
the-eleventh-blog:
iwanty0ubleeders:
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the internet
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
throwitintheflames:
mischeviousmeghan:
thebetamale:
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
me at the end of the semester
Watch
